White Linen Kitchen Towels With A Kick! "When I die bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit!" And More Sassy Sayings

Kitchen towels with personality. White linen towels with a sassy saying. Great gift that is fun, silly, and useful all in one! Kitchen towels that will be sure to make someone smile. Choose one or more sassy sayings to make a great hostess, thank you or new home welcoming gift. Towels are 13 x 21", white linen and deliver their sassy message in black screen print. Sassy messages, Every time I hear the dirty word "Exercise" I wash my mouth out with Chocolate!" "Stop me before I volunteer again." "Some have Tennis Elbow...I have VISA Wrist!" "I thought I child proofed the house but they still get in." "When I die bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit!" "The house was clean yesterday. Sorry you missed it." "Men are like chocolates...wait too long and only the weird, nutty ones are left."